I am a narcissist.

whoisthebatlord:

I’m sexy and I know it

I’m sexy and I know it

assstuck:

>bees: die due to english’s ball stink 

no kidding this is my favorite update yet

fuckdeep-in-meowcats:

MELONS

omg

I was dicking around watching suzi’s screensaver and this happened.

It’s…

Perfect…

friskysecret:

getting dat booshi before dat sushi

*grope*

friskysecret started following you

tnks 4 folow

oh boy too bad I`m drive tonight

motherhonker started following you

 soopaval started following you

 jojoba-loofah-milktowel started following you

thnks 4 follow

It’s been great! I have had an excellent opportunity to meet so many of my internet peers and make friends with them and many, many more people, and as a consequence this has been some of the best fun I’ve had all my life. I even learned that Arizona isn’t all that bad once you live here for a while (though I think it’s because this weekend was mild by Arizona standards) and I’ve come to appreciate this miracle of a city that the 5 cities of Phoenix, Glendale, Tempe, Mesa, and Scottsdale actually are. Now with all the sentimentality out of the way, there’s a detailed recounting below the cut.

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u-ok:

the-flying-blue-quill:

davestridersironicgirlfriend:

artsquid:

cosplayhell:

We interrupt your regularly scheduled homestuck to bring you something truly terrifying

no.

this is perfect

Ohmygosh.

YES PERFECT OH MY GOD

dear lord that’s terrifying.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

excellent.

I made a Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff Fancomic. It’s pretty much my experince thus far.

brizstuck:

homestucks are cool, but problem sleuth is WHERE (T)IT’S AT!

yes